fyeahmainer:

jellbell97:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" yes please

THIS IS SO TRUE

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" "make me" 

You told me to trust you but I’m still coughing up water from the last time you let me drown.
slovesgummybears  (via tea-storm)

silvermarten:

fandomodyssey:

skinnyfitandsexy:

webofgoodnews:

Another collection of people being kind.  

(via)

TEARS I LOVE KIND PEOPLE 

*makes a decision to try to be one of these*

"meter homie"

rot4te:

Someone wanna go on a date to a corn maze, then carve pumpkins, & warm up in a coffee shop? 

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit